So I have noticed that a lot of my posts consist of me bitching about one thing or another. I am turning a new leaf... for this post anyway. I have alot of blogs that I read on a regular basis and 99.9% of them are super humorous and very inventive. I am going to put forth a ridonkulous amount of effort to try and not bitch ALL of the time and post some upbeat shit every now and then. Feel free to leave some comments and let me know what you think. Everyone probably thinks the bitching is more entertaining though. I know I do :)
The Things I Freaking Love and not necessarily in this order.
Cupcakes - I love em, no matter the size, color, flavor. Bring em on and keep em coming.
Ben And Jerry's Ice Cream - It is like crack to me.
Baby Wipes - I happen to think they are the best invention since sliced bread...Just Sayin.
Cherry Coke - Again...Something else that is like crack. I cant get enough.
Crack - I'm just fucking with you :)
This here Blog - It provides me with a place to think out loud, cuss, and give my opinion wether it is needed or appropriate. Oh yeah...and to bitch.
General Hospital - I DVR that shit everyday. Don't judge me.
Mexican food - Viva La Mexico!!!!!
High heels - They are in a way... empowering. And did I mention Hawt?
The mother of all inventions...The Microwave!
Lemon Drop Shots - Shout out to Micki and Amy. Whattup!
Tylenol - This comes after the Lemon Drop Shots..He he.
Clorox wipes
Hand sanitizer - Without this, I could not get through the day.
Lint rollers - I am in fact addicted to these little things because my clothing attracts everything but boys and money. Screw you fuzz!
Chili Cheese Dogs
Cheese Burgers
OK Yeah I like cheese. Sue me.
Lip Gloss - I'm not a fan of lipstick so this is the perfect compromise for me.
Reality T.V - I f'ing love it. Keeping up with the Kardashians, Real Housewives of O.C. and N.J, And my new fave Jersey Shore. It is Hilarious! No matter the show Ill watch it. Stupid yes, do I care? No! I have no logical explanation as to why I watch this shit. So I don't even try to justify.
Netflix
Wal-Mart - For all things necessary. And not.
Seven Jeans - They are fab and they make your butt look equally as fabulous.
My DVR - I could not and would not live without it.
Twilight - Shout out to all my fellow Twirds. Whattup!!
Chocolate - Mans greatest accomplishment to date.
Songs that bring back great memories
Writing
Reading - Its therapeutic
Going out to eat
My friends - I don't have many but the ones I have are the shiznit.
My kiddos - They are by far my best accomplishment :)
All of you - Just for reading :)
Post up some of your faves. Or not lol.
2 comments:
Haha! I busted out laughing about the crack thing! hehe!!
Likes the post.. keep em comin'
Closet Twird here. Great list and very funny!
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