Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Thursday, May 6, 2010
When I think about the memories that are most precious to me I think of the first time I saw an ultrasound picture of my babies and how excited I was to meet them and thinking how wonderful they were going to be and to feel them grow was such an amazing feeling. There has never been a moment in my life that has left a mark on my heart like the feeling I had when my husband handed me our babies for the first time or the first night at home with them by myself and just remembering looking at them for hours with the most permanent smile on my face or touching their baby soft skin or the smell, the smell of a newborn is forever etched in my brain. Hearing the first cries and the first outing to show them off to anyone that would look. And the horrible fear that pulsated through me every time they were sick or rushed to an emergency room. The frightening panic and anger that ran through me as I lashed out at the person who caused my child pain and a terrifying ambulance ride after an avoidable car crash just because he wanted to drive fast. The feeling of loss of control of the situation and not knowing if the most precious part of my life was going to be OK. And wanting to cause unspeakable amounts of pain to the person responsible if something had happened. At that moment you realize that your child is the most precious thing on this planet and you will happily do anything to protect them with every part of you. That is a mother. Being a mother is the most difficult and fulfilling job there is, Period! They test us, push us to our limits of insanity, wow us and fill our hearts with unmeasured amounts of love and joy.
When I became a mother it made me realize why my mother would be in hysterics when I would arrive home late after curfew or didn't call when I was out. At the time I didn't understand what the big deal was but now....now I realize it was because the one thing that she was designed to protect was out of sight and nowhere to be found until I pranced my jolly ass in the front door and in shock as to why I would be in such trouble. She was never mad, just worried and what I mistook as anger was in one word....fear. Sorry mom, I understand now :)
Mothers Day is almost here and it is a day that I really enjoy. Not just for myself but for my mother, grandmothers and every other mother out there. As I think about how fast the time is passing it makes me realize how precious time really is. How we only get such a small amount of it with these special little people and most of the time we take it for granted. Our daily struggles, stress, work, money and relationships always seem to find a way of pulling us away from what is truly the most important things that life has given us. Not the 9-5 jobs we hurry to everyday, the money that we fight over and all the other really non important things that have become so important to us all. I realized that every time I tell the kids I'm too busy to play or read a book or go to the park that I am wasting precious time. Time that I will NEVER get back and neither will my children. Things that are non important to us, mean the world to our children and always will.
I will never have to question why I was put on this earth because the moment I became a mom to my children I knew why I was here. To raise, love and cherish two of the most beautiful people ever created. They love us unconditionally with all of our faults no matter how big they are and all they want in return, is the same. For some reason I was picked to be the mom to two of the most amazing kids and going forward I make the choice not to waste any more time and I hope none of you do either. I hope all of you have a wonderful mothers day. I know I will :)
Until next time.......
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
My stud to the right and my pal Mickis stud to the left, the Jeffster.
This is Micki after a "Few" Pina Coladas :)
I will add some more pictures when I get some free time. Until next time.......
Friday, February 19, 2010
Its Friday and time to confess some of the unecessary shit that I have since last confession. Go visit Glamazons blog, grab her snazzy button and play along. Time to confess and ask for forgiveness ladies :) Here it goes.....
- I procrastinated on printing out our cruise documents and by the time I logged on to do it, they had locked the booking and I couldnt print them out. Mother Fucker!
- I packed about 20 items of clothing to much.
- I didnt get half the things done today that I wanted to. Well shit!
thats about it lol.
Bon Voyage turds!!!
Until next Friday......
Thursday, February 18, 2010
I also must make sure that everything is in order for my kiddos for the week which is a job on its own. I must admit I am going to miss the little shits while I am gone. I am fairly certain that when I return home it will be trashed and look as if it should be condemned. So that will make all those warm and fuzzy feelings go right in the shitter when I see what I will be cleaning up the next day. This goes back to me previously stating that they are absofuckinglutelynuts. If they attempt the crazy shit that they do when I am home I don't even want to imagine the crazy shit that will go on when I am gone for six days. I cant even fucking imagine. It is probably best for my sanity if I don't try to imagine it. Then you add the new puppy into the mix with it and that my friends is a recipe for disaster of epic proportions. I just hope that I come back to my home in one piece. Say many prayers for me blogging buddies. I'm gonna need them.
On a side note I found a super lady on MBC that's going to revamp this here blog. Its gonna look fanfuckingtastic when shes done. Not 100% sure what I want exactly but it is sure to be fabulous at the very least. So Ive got that going for me :)
Until next time.....
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
- I love to read and write. They are my outlet and a great source of R&R.
- I love music and all kinds. Give me something with a great beat and I will shake it lol.
- Im an animal lover to a fault. I will try and save anything with fur. I worked at an emergency animal hospital for a long time and it was truly the best time of my life. It was a very rewarding job. I brought home so many creatures home to nurse to health. My hubby hated it lol.
- I am addicted to buying shoes, handbags and bras and panties. Seriously I need a support group for this. You can never pass up a cute pair of shoes or bra :)
- I have a tendency to speak my mind a little too often. Some consider it a good thing. Some not.
- I love reality T.V. I know I know its stupid but I cant help it.
- I love this blog and all of the great people who follow it and leave me such amazing comments. Thank you fellow bloggers :) You rock my face off!!
And now here are 7 beautiful bloggers that rock my world. I love reading their posts and always enjoy them. Hope you enjoy too :)
When I woke up it was a little more pleasant but I was in search for my brothers and sisters also my mommy but they were nowhere to be found. This made me so sad so I cried alot. I miss them so much. The lady human took me outside to use the bathroom and I didn't want to give her a hard time for once so I obeyed and peed outside this time. She was happy. She likes to hug me alot which feels nice but god humans smell awful. And they say I need a bath, I think not! If they try this I will have to put up a pretty big fight. I met one of my kind at the humans home next door. It was a bitch named Chloe and she seemed pretty nice. She told me her human was nice and that she was also stolen so there seems to be a pattern of this around here. Back in the house everything is really nice but so big. I cant find my way around this place without getting tired and having to take a break. Its going to take days to search the whole place but there is one spot I am going to stay away from. The human said they are stairs but I think they might take me into another dimension if I travel up them so I might wait on that.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
I stayed in my jammies for the better part of the past two days due to all the white shit that god coughed up yesterday.
I ate the last Oreo and lied to my kids about it.
I told my son and Nicholas I didn't care if they played Xbox live just so I could get on the computer and write in this here blog.
I bought an English bulldog puppy yesterday. He is precious and I cant wait to see the wrinkly little guy this week. He comes from the good ole state of Arkansas. I love him...HARD! Check him out in all his handsomeness :)
I have lived for nine o'clock all week just so I could get some rest and relaxation without the midgets running around like mental patients. Before I become a mental patient.
I told my three year old that her favorite cartoon wasn't on earlier so I could watch General Hospital on the DVR. I know, I'm a piece of shit. And if you are asking, yes I am ashamed of myself. Would I do it again? In a freaking heartbeat. I can only take so much Team Umizoomi and Fresh Beat Band in one day.
Me in all my Fucktard-ery left the carton of milk on the counter again for what must have been a couple of hours. It pisses me off to no end when I do this.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
I give Post it Note Tuesday...
Three fist pumps!! For those of you out there who dont get that, tune in to MTV's Jersey Shore. Pure entertainment.
That is all.....
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
And last but certainly not least...... To kids. Kids who bicker and argue over stupid shit that will never amount to anything. I.E. who likes the color purple more. Yes this was a 20 minute argument in my home three days ago that led to assault on one child from another. There is nothing in me that understands why a disagreement about the color purple could end in assault. Also, who loves the cartoon Max and Ruby more. Again.... resulted in assault and mom one step closer to weaving baskets in the nuthouse. What did I say to them regarding the cartoon incident? "Who gives a shit which one of you likes it more than the other?" It is broadcast for everyone to enjoy not just one of you so shut it and quit arguing about stupid shit". Also to my little angel Madeline who was banned from using a fork for one meal. Yes I said it! I took her fork away from her. Did I mention that it was the THIRD one that I bestowed her with during said meal? Yeah...apparently the first two forks I gave her were not to her liking so she bitched about every damn one of them til finally I said "OK if you don't like any of these forks you can try and use your hand and see how that works out for you". Did she bitch about the fork I gave her after that? Absolutely not. HA! That's one victory for mom!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
So......this morning I woke up ready to do some cleaning before company came over for the big game and I was in the zone. I cleaned the kitchen and loaded the dishwasher. I had forgotten that I had ran out of Cascade for the dishwasher so being the genius that I thought I was, I decided to put a "few" drops about the size of a quarter of dawn dish washing liquid in the dish washing device. After doing so, I washed my hands and gazed into the empty sink in delight and a few moments later I noticed the 4 foot wide pile of suds moving across my clean kitchen floor. I immediately went into panic mode! How the hell was I going to clean all this up? And how the hell did those "few" drops of soap produce such a mass quantity of suds on my floor? I felt like a genius no more. I then felt like a complete idiot. I frantically cleaned the mess up with towels and ran the dripping rags to the laundry room before they could drip onto the white carpet. How the hell do I get myself into these situations I thought to myself. After about twenty minutes I got it all cleaned up and made a mental note to self "Never, ever under any circumstances put dish washing liquid into dish washing device". Sounds funny huh? I shall not make that mistake again. Chalk that up to lesson learned!
So then as if that wasn't a dumb enough idea, I decided to give my gynormous German Shepherd puppy a bath. It was lovely outside today so I decided to do it there instead of the large garden tub upstairs. He was not happy with this idea and the fact that he can yank me across the yard without much effort did not work in my favor. After the chore was done he was wet, and I was soaked. He smelled good and I ended up smelling like a wet dog. Pretty ironic huh? He has been pissed at me all day by the way.
Then us and our friends that came over to watch the game decided to go out to dinner. We all decided on some Mexican food at El Fenix, mmmm. We get there and wait forever to get drinks, 45 minutes to get food and when we finally leave we walk outside, tell everyone bye and as I went to put my little monkey Maddie in the car I was sent into an immediate feeling of rage. Someone had keyed the side of my Cadillac! And not just a little scratch, it went down the entire passenger side of my car. I could not believe it. I didn't hit their car, scratch it, Nada so I could not find any reason as to why some asshole would do this. Now I have to get an estimate as to how much it will cost to repair it, and pay a $500.00 deductible so Ive got that to look forward to. Pretty expensive dinner and it wasn't even that good. Well not $550.00 good at least. I am still pissed as I write this. I just wish I could have had the joy of walking out as the culprit keyed my transportation device. It would not have been pretty. At least if I could have beat the shit out of them, I would have gotten some justice.
So....yeah it was a super day to say the least. Hopefully this week is better.
Until next time..............
Friday, January 15, 2010
I only have a couple of gripes this week. Mainly my children, who would have thought huh? OK, so I was prepared for anything when we started trying to have kids but man I wasn't prepared for the chaos that has erupted in my home over the past couple of months. It is like I have transformed into a full time referee for these two heathens. They never fucking quit, NEVER! They scream, fight, pick at and assault each other every fucking second of the day. My anxiety is in full force right now and I am at a very high level of pisstivity. I know I know... they are just children, that's what siblings do people say. Oooooohhhhh well excuse the hell out of me for thinking that these two are absofuckinglutely crazy at times. Mainly all of the time. So what if they are siblings? as their parental unit it irritates the shit out of me by about the 8th hour in the day of them doing this shit. Period! I birthed them, one of them with no pain meds by the way so that gives me full reign to bitch about them from time to time. But I love them more than life itself so don't take this post the wrong way people :)
Next on the agenda for Fuck it Friday!!!
The carpool lane at my sons elementary school. I hate it....hard! You'd better be ready to dedicate about 40 minutes of your day to picking up your child from this school. No exaggerations here. I have to get there 25 minutes before he gets out and I sit there with my thumb up my ass for 15 minutes after he gets out until he skips his jolly little ass to the car. In between those times I have to entertain the three year old in the back. I will add that this is no easy task. The school needs a better procedure for picking these little turds up everyday because THIS is not fucking working people.
Also....I say fuck it to crazy people!!!
I'm not going to name a name here but there is this guy that me and a group of my long time friends know that is a total fucking whack job and that my friends is putting it really lightly. He is 32, lives with his parents, works as one of those little "I put the carts up for lazy people" at Target and to top that off, has never had a girlfriend. He is super sheltered and well.....nuttier than a squirrel turd. He has turrets syndrome and that I am not making fun of, I think hes bipolar and a bit delusional. He has shunned me and my husband for the past 7 years because we didn't take him to a Halloween party even though we didn't know we were supposed to. But anyhoo......I got off track. My friend called him a few weeks ago while we were all out just to see what he was up to and this sent him into a crazy rampage. He called her husbands job and told them that they were harassing him! Can you fucking believe that?? We also found out from one of our friends that he still apparently talks to that he purchased a machine gun!!! I mean holyshitballs!!
I was never friends with this guy but he was an acquaintance and it just knocked me back a bit to hear that because I know that he is in fact a looney toon. How does one in fact become so crazy? I say to this guy......Take some medication mm'kay. That's just plain scary.
And to you Steven from Carnival Cruise lines.......You sir are a grade A retard!
I talked with you for over two weeks regarding my cruise before we finalized everything and you had the balls to book me on the wrong fucking cruise! And then try to blame me.......ME for you not paying attention. I think not sir, I think not. I wish just once that someone in customer service would actually pay attention to the person that they are supposed to be "serving". Is that so much to fucking ask? Really? Especially when I'm spending a grand with the company you work for. You sir can suck it!!
And last but certainly not least....
I love men but hate them at the same time! My dad has pissed me off and so did my husband. Not today but it was during the week so it is deserving of this weekly post.
Aahhh that was refreshing. I hope I wasn't too offensive today. Oh who the hell am I trying to fool? No I'm not :)
Until next time............
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
The Things I Freaking Love and not necessarily in this order.
Cupcakes - I love em, no matter the size, color, flavor. Bring em on and keep em coming.
Ben And Jerry's Ice Cream - It is like crack to me.
Baby Wipes - I happen to think they are the best invention since sliced bread...Just Sayin.
Cherry Coke - Again...Something else that is like crack. I cant get enough.
Crack - I'm just fucking with you :)
This here Blog - It provides me with a place to think out loud, cuss, and give my opinion wether it is needed or appropriate. Oh yeah...and to bitch.
General Hospital - I DVR that shit everyday. Don't judge me.
Mexican food - Viva La Mexico!!!!!
High heels - They are in a way... empowering. And did I mention Hawt?
The mother of all inventions...The Microwave!
Lemon Drop Shots - Shout out to Micki and Amy. Whattup!
Tylenol - This comes after the Lemon Drop Shots..He he.
Hand sanitizer - Without this, I could not get through the day.
Lint rollers - I am in fact addicted to these little things because my clothing attracts everything but boys and money. Screw you fuzz!
Chili Cheese Dogs
OK Yeah I like cheese. Sue me.
Lip Gloss - I'm not a fan of lipstick so this is the perfect compromise for me.
Reality T.V - I f'ing love it. Keeping up with the Kardashians, Real Housewives of O.C. and N.J, And my new fave Jersey Shore. It is Hilarious! No matter the show Ill watch it. Stupid yes, do I care? No! I have no logical explanation as to why I watch this shit. So I don't even try to justify.
Wal-Mart - For all things necessary. And not.
Seven Jeans - They are fab and they make your butt look equally as fabulous.
My DVR - I could not and would not live without it.
Twilight - Shout out to all my fellow Twirds. Whattup!!
Chocolate - Mans greatest accomplishment to date.
Songs that bring back great memories
Reading - Its therapeutic
Going out to eat
My friends - I don't have many but the ones I have are the shiznit.
My kiddos - They are by far my best accomplishment :)
All of you - Just for reading :)
Post up some of your faves. Or not lol.
"Sure I would love to play hide and seek with you"
"I am happy to iron your clothes"
"I have no problem taking you ALL the way home from from class tonight" *Shout out to my Bro*
"I'm going to Wal-Mart, be right back" * Wal-Mart trips are never quick nor cheap, husbands beware*
"I am happy to help"
"Its great to see you"
"I'm too tired" *Ladies you know what I'm talking about*
"I have a headache" *Please see above*
"That looks great on you" *9 times out of 10 it doesn't but it is not in good taste to say otherwise*
"What an adorable child" *When the child is not adorable, comment on the outfit*
"I would love to" *Definitely a lie because there is only a couple of things I really LOVE to do and it probably isn't something someone is going to ask me to do*
"Its fine" * Usually say this to a man, and they usually know its not really fine*
"I'm fine" * This usually comes after he didn't realize that I didn't really mean its fine*
" Ill be ready in 10 minutes" * I'm never ready in 10 minutes*
"No I'm not mad"
"It was on sale"
"Oh its OK, my kids do that too"
"Mmm this tastes great"
"I don't understand what your talking about"
"Sorry I missed your call"
So that is a list of things that I lie about. Its not the best thing to do but sometimes it is in the other persons best interest. Now its your turn. Post up some of the things you "fib"about. :)
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
As far as this here blog goes, I really need to revamp this thing. The whole look and layout of it is boring me. The unfortunate thing is that I have no clue how to create a button, or change it to a three column layout or make a wicked awesome header. It really stinks people. So if anyone has some tips for me or makes buttons, hit me up.
Well I know this was a lame post today but thats all Ive got. Im sure something humerous will happen to me by tomorrow evening and I will obviously share it with all of you. Later Homies....
Until next time......
Monday, January 11, 2010
My little Madeline's birthday was on the 3rd and I will admit that I am pretty sad. She has grown up so much in the past three years. Its like it is so hard to remember her being a baby and I wish I could remember so badly. She is my youngest child and will be my last so I cant help but feel a little heartbroken that she is growing up so quickly. She is potty trained now and hasn't used her pacifier in over a week. She truly is a big girl now. I cant even describe how proud I am of my little monkey. She is so incredibly smart, very opinionated and such a sweet little girl. I will be honest and admit that she can be quite a little turd at times but I could not love her more. I am sad that she is getting so big but I also cant wait to see what an amazing girl she is going to grow to be. So Happy Birthday sweet girl. Mommy loves you :)
Saturday, January 9, 2010
God Bless :)
Friday, January 8, 2010
95% of this week I have felt like shit! I have had headache after headache, a sore throat, a very unattractive cough and have blown out and coughed up some of what I think has to be the nastiest shit on the planet. At the same time this is going on, I have to care for my two wild animals, AKA children. As if I didn't feel shitty enough I had these two going at it like they were battling it out in the UFC octagon just minus a little blood. They know just how to piss me off at the most inopportune times. But hey its all part of the experience right? I love those two little turds :)
To top all of that, I lost my drivers license which I addressed in a previous post and I had the joy of going to the DMV this morning. That my friends is a cesspool of disgusting right there. I woke up feeling like shit but I at least put forth some effort to make myself look presentable, did others? Fuck no! I don't understand how people can go out in public looking like they just climbed out of a damn dumpster. Its called a mirror people!! Just sayin... Also to add to that, please people please, take your midgets to the doctor if they are sick. Maybe buy an antibiotic or two, and if you insist on taking the poor little things out in public, WIPE THEIR DAMN NOSES!!!! They walk around smearing snot on anything that will sit still and we wonder why the Swine flu spread across the planet so fucking fast!
I also got another bonus today, I got the extra pleasure of going to the good ole Social Security office to get myself a new social security card because for some strange reason I fucked around for three years and didn't change my last name after I got hitched. Yeah I said it, three years. Don't judge me I know I'm an R-Tard. Again I sat for over 45 minutes in a germ infested room just applying the hand sanitizer and thinking to myself, shit I just started to feel a little better and look where the hell I'm sitting right now. Smart idea? I think not. And a little shout out to the chubby lady who took advantage of my stupidity and directed me to the wrong window so she could snag the number before me. My hat is off to you chubby lady. Well played ma'am, well played. I shall not be fooled by that type of trickery again. I should have known she was up to no good. She just looked sketchy to me.
And last but not least.
Fuck you traffic!!!!!!!!
I took my kids to Grapevine Mills Mall this evening to meet Keith Brooking who plays for the Dallas Cowboy's and get his autograph and I got stuck in the shittiest traffic jam ever. Not once, not twice, even three times. FOUR damn times!!! I hate Grapevine and I hate the Mid Cities. Why any semi-intelligent person would choose to live or work in this area is beyond me. It fucking sucks. You could drive through the mid cities at two o'clock in the damn morning and you can damn well bet that you are going to sit in fucking traffic for 45 minutes. And I'm not being dramatic, that's the damn truth.
Oh yeah I forgot one thing,
For all of you turds out there that got tickets to the playoff game at Cowboy's stadium tomorrow,
Fuck You!!!! I'm jealous and I don't mind saying so. God saving for a cruise sucks!!!!
Until next time.....