As you can see from my title, this one is gonna be interesting. My last few posts have started with the same thing.......
I haven't posted in a while, I've been busy....yada yada yada. Well I haven't posted in a while for no good reason, and it pisses me off because I like doing it. I have just either A. Not had anything meaningful to say or B. If I choose to spew forth the things that have went on in my life the past few months Ill most definitely regret it. The past 6 or 7 months have been the most difficult for my family. We have suffered loss, family conflict and if those aren't bad enough, even more has gone on. 2013 has started off shitty and isn't getting better any time soon from what I can see.
I'm still doing the same things I was before. My kids are still absofuckinglutely crazy, I still cuss. A LOT and I still need a vacation, to win the lottery and to lose weight and not necessarily in that order. In an ideal world Id lose weight, win the lottery and then go on a LONG vacation with that hot husband of mine. I also need to do a lot of other things but.....yeah. So since I last posted here this most amazing, helpful, spectacular waste of fucking time called Pinterest has blown up. Every woman and their dog has one of these damn things including myself. It'll teach you how to cook like a world renowned chef, make your own baby food, make yourself look like a supermodel, build a tree house out of paper mache, sew a ball gown, puke glitter and shit a rainbow all in one neat little place. Basically....we are hoarders. We pin shit about losing weight, getting a awesome Brazilian butt and every ECard known to man. We never end up losing weight, baking shit or parenting any better than we already manage to. We just end up collecting all this shit and posting it to Facebook to get a laugh. It is a HUGE waste of time. I say Im going to bed then Ill sit on Pinterest for two hours pinning shit Ill never do. Then I wake up late, feel like rubbish and don't feel like doing any of the crap I pinned. See.....HUGE waste of time.
Basically that's what I have been up to. Chaos, turmoil, cussing and hoarding.
Until next time.....
I'm still doing the same things I was before. My kids are still absofuckinglutely crazy, I still cuss. A LOT and I still need a vacation, to win the lottery and to lose weight and not necessarily in that order. In an ideal world Id lose weight, win the lottery and then go on a LONG vacation with that hot husband of mine. I also need to do a lot of other things but.....yeah. So since I last posted here this most amazing, helpful, spectacular waste of fucking time called Pinterest has blown up. Every woman and their dog has one of these damn things including myself. It'll teach you how to cook like a world renowned chef, make your own baby food, make yourself look like a supermodel, build a tree house out of paper mache, sew a ball gown, puke glitter and shit a rainbow all in one neat little place. Basically....we are hoarders. We pin shit about losing weight, getting a awesome Brazilian butt and every ECard known to man. We never end up losing weight, baking shit or parenting any better than we already manage to. We just end up collecting all this shit and posting it to Facebook to get a laugh. It is a HUGE waste of time. I say Im going to bed then Ill sit on Pinterest for two hours pinning shit Ill never do. Then I wake up late, feel like rubbish and don't feel like doing any of the crap I pinned. See.....HUGE waste of time.
Basically that's what I have been up to. Chaos, turmoil, cussing and hoarding.
Until next time.....
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