Im so excited today!

Brittney over at Mommywood nominated me for the Beautiful Blogger Award. It feels so nice to receive it so thank you Snooks ;). You can grab her button at the right of my page. Her blog is a delight to read everyday so give her visit. You wont be sorry :)

Ok, heres how the award works....

1. Thank the person who nominated you for this award.

2. Copy the award and place it on your blog.

3. Link to the person who nominated you for this award.

4. Share 7 interesting things about yourself.

5. Nominate 7 additional beautiful bloggers.

Alright so 7 interesting things about me.

• I love to read and write. They are my outlet and a great source of R&R.


• I love music and all kinds. Give me something with a great beat and I will shake it lol.


• Im an animal lover to a fault. I will try and save anything with fur. I worked at an emergency animal hospital for a long time and it was truly the best time of my life. It was a very rewarding job. I brought home so many creatures home to nurse to health. My hubby hated it lol.


• I am addicted to buying shoes, handbags and bras and panties. Seriously I need a support group for this. You can never pass up a cute pair of shoes or bra :)


• I have a tendency to speak my mind a little too often. Some consider it a good thing. Some not.


• I love reality T.V. I know I know its stupid but I cant help it.


• I love this blog and all of the great people who follow it and leave me such amazing comments. Thank you fellow bloggers :) You rock my face off!!

And now here are 7 beautiful bloggers that rock my world. I love reading their posts and always enjoy them. Hope you enjoy too :)

Brittney http://brittneymclain.blogspot.com/

Annette http://www.fairyblogmotherblog.com/

Karolle http://www.whymomdrinksrum.net/

Julie http://farberfam.blogspot.com/

Andrea http://www.findingfairytales.blogspot.com/

Tanis http://theredneckmommy.com/

Kristen http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/

Life from a pups perspective.....

Well I don't even know where to start here. In the past 24 hours my life has changed dramatically and I don't care for it too much. The humans I forced myself to tolerate for the past six weeks are nowhere to be found and some other human lady took me so I'm just confused. I think she stole me and I'm not sure how I am going to get back home. She had me in this mobile device for what seemed like an eternity yesterday and as she made her getaway and crossed the Arkansas state line she made these horrible noises and movements to other loud noises that blared from the mobile device. If she only knew how silly she looked. There was also a smaller human in the back who never shut up. I have a feeling shes going to be a problem. The human stopped somewhere and got some sort of food which smelled great and I really just wanted her to give me a bite but she wouldn't. She kept telling me it would hurt my tummy. Man if she only knew some of the things that I have eaten. It smelled so good, I think this was some sort of torture tactic. She abducted me and is torturing me now but I just don't know what kind of information she is wanting to get out of me. I don't know anything. Maybe when she figures this out she will release me. God I can only hope!

She stopped a few times and gave good effort to get me to pee but I didn't comply. I got her back for the torture incident earlier in the day and peed in her cup holder. She didn't seem to like this at all. I tried to sleep so I could pass some time but the smaller human in the back made that almost impossible due to all the noise she makes. Again, shes gonna be a problem. We finally arrived at our destination and she took me inside. I was pretty terrified due to all the torture I endured on the way here. I was sure there was something worse waiting for me inside. As soon as we walked in my fears went away for a minute at least and I peed on the floor. Again she didn't seem to like this so I will have to remember to do this frequently. Maybe if I do this enough she will release me. Its worth a shot at least. There were more humans there, one small and one big. They were males though so that eased my mind a little bit. They seemed to be nice enough. They petted me and kissed me, ALOT. They kept telling me how cute I was which I already knew. They fed me and gave me a nice bed to take a nap which was much needed.

When I woke up it was a little more pleasant but I was in search for my brothers and sisters also my mommy but they were nowhere to be found. This made me so sad so I cried alot. I miss them so much. The lady human took me outside to use the bathroom and I didn't want to give her a hard time for once so I obeyed and peed outside this time. She was happy. She likes to hug me alot which feels nice but god humans smell awful. And they say I need a bath, I think not! If they try this I will have to put up a pretty big fight. I met one of my kind at the humans home next door. It was a bitch named Chloe and she seemed pretty nice. She told me her human was nice and that she was also stolen so there seems to be a pattern of this around here. Back in the house everything is really nice but so big. I cant find my way around this place without getting tired and having to take a break. Its going to take days to search the whole place but there is one spot I am going to stay away from. The human said they are stairs but I think they might take me into another dimension if I travel up them so I might wait on that.

It was bedtime for the humans but not for me. I made sure that I made alot of noise so they would stay awake and not leave me. Finally the lady let me lay in something very warm and inviting which she called a bed. It was ALOT bigger and nicer than mine. She let me snuggle with her. She might not be so bad after all. I will keep you all updated on how this plays out. I still don't trust her yet :) Also on a side note, the male human snores louder than I do.

Sincerely,

Chuy aka little nugget

I don't know why the hell they call me this.

Ahhh...to be a princess

So today was a superfantastic day. I gave myself a pedicure with my wicked awesome foot spa and went shopping. But not just normal everyday shopping. I was in search of a magical dress for our cruise that I will add I am leaving for next Saturday :) We have a formal night and I was in need of a dress that would dazzle everyone and well to be honest...make me look hawt! Did I find this dress? Oh you bet your ass I did and only after trying on about 20 of them. I tried on that many mostly for the fun of it and so I could feel fabulous for a day. Not that I don't feel fabulous every other day but this is a different kind of fabulous. This is the feeling of pure magic as soon as I slid each dress over my head. When I looked in the mirror its like angels were singing and the more expensive they were the better they felt. Seriously! I could have just lived in them forever. I can clean and do laundry in a long dazzling gown....cant I? Ehh fuck it sure I can. So as soon as I slid on that last dress it was like magic. Its like it told me...."Niki....buy me...I make your ass look great...your boobs reach for the sky....you need me...". So there it was..my dazzling dress. I just wanted to walk my fabulous ass right out of that store and into the mall for the world to see. Did I do it? hell no lol. But I thought about it. Ahhh to be a princess for a day.....

Until next time...

Friday Confessional

I had a good week so I didn't have much to rant about in Fuck it Friday so we are having a confessional tonight. Got this idea from Mommywood and Glamazon. You can grab their buttons on the top of my page. So get to it! Its confession time....

I stayed in my jammies for the better part of the past two days due to all the white shit that god coughed up yesterday.

I ate the last Oreo and lied to my kids about it.

I told my son and Nicholas I didn't care if they played Xbox live just so I could get on the computer and write in this here blog.

I bought an English bulldog puppy yesterday. He is precious and I cant wait to see the wrinkly little guy this week. He comes from the good ole state of Arkansas. I love him...HARD! Check him out in all his handsomeness :)

I have lived for nine o'clock all week just so I could get some rest and relaxation without the midgets running around like mental patients. Before I become a mental patient.

I told my three year old that her favorite cartoon wasn't on earlier so I could watch General Hospital on the DVR. I know, I'm a piece of shit. And if you are asking, yes I am ashamed of myself. Would I do it again? In a freaking heartbeat. I can only take so much Team Umizoomi and Fresh Beat Band in one day.

Me in all my Fucktard-ery left the carton of milk on the counter again for what must have been a couple of hours. It pisses me off to no end when I do this.

Now I know I didn't commit horrible acts-o-sin here but a confessions a confession. Right?

WORD!

Fellow Twirds....

As some of you know, I am a Twird AKA a Twilight nerd. I just found out that New Moon is coming out on DVD in March!!!! And.......if that wasn't exciting enough for you, they are releasing an Ultimate Fan DVD. Due to the fact that I am an ultimate fan, I will be purchasing this. I love these movies.....HARD!!! I am like a teenage girl again when it comes to them, seriously. My 12 year old niece and I already have a date to see Eclipse when it comes out at midnight on June 20th for our birthdays. I cant fucking wait. I wish I could be put into a temporary coma until it comes out. Hmmm I should check into this. But anyhoo... I have already read all four books in the saga and I am about to have to start reading Eclipse again. You know, just to get ready for the movie. God I am such a dork. Later Twirds.

Until next time......

What's with all this white shit??

I woke up this morning and was pleasantly surprised by how beautiful it was outside. Due to the fact that I live in the South AKA the pit of hell, I don't get the privilege of seeing snow very often so I was excited. By the time I woke up at 7am there was already a couple of inches on the ground and it was still coming down. The drive to my sons school just a couple of blocks away was pretty entertaining and even more so when I picked him up from school. By evening time there was easily over 5 inches of snow outside. I have never seen this much snow in one day in all my 29 years. It truly is breathtaking and even more of a treat to see all of the kids in the neighborhood outside having snowball fights and making snowmen just so they can beat the shit out of them when they are done. This is something I have only seen in movies and on the news when there is snow in other parts of the US. Not Texas, EVER!! We went outside for a good hour and played in the snow and took lots of pictures because you never know when this is going to happen again. I was so excited to experience all the snow today that I decided to share some of our fun with all of you.. Enjoy :)

Post it up Tuesday!!!

So this is the first time doing this here and I got the idea from Snooks AKA Brittney ;) at Mommywood. Its a super cute idea and nothing but randomness but thats the fun part. You should scoop up Supahmommys button at the top of my page. Trust me, its worth it.

I give Post it Note Tuesday...

Three fist pumps!! For those of you out there who dont get that, tune in to MTV's Jersey Shore. Pure entertainment.

That is all.....